An anonymous spokesperson has told us that off course bookmakers were gutted when the private bill that aimed to introduce first aid training into schools was ‘talked-out’ yesterday.
Apparently, over the next few years off course bookies are going to introduce new games on fixed odds betting terminals (FOBTs) that
are so exciting (no you won’t win, just exciting) that people using them, especially men of a certain age and shape, may ‘pass-out’.